Very sad (or saaaaaaad) news for everyone who hoped that Lindsay Lohan would open a Mexican restaurant in Tribeca.
Regardless of what happens on The Taste tonight (which, by the looks of the preview clip after the jump, seems to just be a lot of drinking on Team Bourdeezy), we suggest tuning in just to witness the battle of multi-media commentary to ensue.
Zip, zilch, nada, or whatever other words for "zero" exist in the world, there's seriously not much in this trailer except for two men and a fish. And the weird part is, we still want to watch. Curse you and your telegenic charisma, Colicchio!
"You are far more likely to meet a salesman from Des Moines aboard the QM2 than a barrister, novelist, fashion designer or duke," book critic Dwight Garner noted wryly. Which explains why he chose to describe Todd English's on-ship restaurant similarly.
Ludo Lefebvre To Nigella Lawson: ‘You Want A Guy To Take You Like, Hard, And Not Be Gentle With You?’
Why is Nigella Lawson sprawled across this dressing room couch backstage at The Taste like it’s a chaise lounge and she’s the last remaining woman on earth sexy enough to play Cleopatra? Why is Ludo Lefebvre taunting fate by joining her on said couch as a married man? Why are there no less than three bottles of wine on the coffee table before them? Why are Brian Malarkey and Anthony Bourdain’s fratty guffaws interrupting this sexy moment?
What on earth possessed Ludo to ask Nigella “Sexy Cannoli” Lawson, and we quote: “You want a guy to take you like, hard, and not be gentle with you?”
One guess as to Nigella’s answer.
One guess as to Ludo’s response.
Thankfully, Anthony Bourdain captured and distributed this moment for all to see, and by “see,” we mean “use as foreplay when things are getting a little stale.”
You’ve been warned. Check it out below.
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http://www.thebraiser.com/nigella-lawson-leaves-ludo-levebfre-speechless/